8PM – 9PM Part 2

I spun, aiming the Vanquisher back towards the island.  Someone stood right at the edge of the planks observing me quietly through the lens of a camera, his face obscured by the body of the device.  He was wearing boots, cargos, and a gray t-shirt, and I had a feeling that if he looked out from behind the camera, he’d have a beard and long hair.

The flash on the camera went off, flare-blinding me.  I narrowed my eyes at him, switched the Triple Shot to my left hand, and pulled the DWK Sandshark from the inside of my bag.  The arrow-arrow shaped blade jumped out with a snap.  “You stalking me, freak?”

He laughed.  “Are you kidding?”

“Two places I’ve been in two hours, you’ve been at both.  You are taking pictures of me.  Is there another logical conclusion for me to draw?”

Again, the man laughed.  “I’m a photographer for You-Soak.  I’ve been hired to document the fight for the website’s promotional pages.  Apparently I’m working the same circuit of sites you’re on.  Let me guess, Clark’s gas station or that abandoned mall off University?  You came here by way of Bay Beach I bet, first the sanctuary, then the park?”

“Yeah, how do you – “

He cut me off with a wave.  “Each path leads somewhere, but it always leads to somewhere on that path, never off it.  We’re walking the same one.”

“Okay…”

He let the camera hang from the strap around his neck and walked over, extended his hand.  “I feel we got off on the wrong foot.”

I snicked the blade of the Sandshark back in and stowed it in my bag, then shook his hand.  Powerful grip.  “Samantha Calloway,” I said.

“Keith Slate,” was his introduction.  “Pleased to make your acquaintance.  Your reputation precedes you.”

I raised an eyebrow.  “Orr-lee?”

With a straight face he said “Yarly.”

“Do tell.”

“There are lots of players calling us up saying they’re really pissed at woman in an unpainted rice-burner.  They’re saying she’s rather…disruptive of the environment, uses extremely unconventional tactics, and doesn’t play fair.  Management’s looking for you.”

I suppressed my stomach lurching shock.  This couldn’t be over, I’d just started.  I clamped down on my surprise and disappointment and kept my look of cocky invulnerability on my face.  “They know where to find me.”

“And eventually they will catch up to you.”

“Ain’t done nothing wrong, but the attention is flattering.  Last time someone paid me that much attention, I dated them for a year and a half.  Should I be buying the boss dinner and flowers or something?”

Keith snorted.  “You’re much funnier than I thought you’d be.  And no, management is just going to want to have a few words with you about showing restraint.  Nothing drastic.  And speaking of drastic, there’s a boat approaching from about thirty-five feet away.  You might want to see to that.”

I turned to look at the black water, reflecting the few shore lights with an oily gloss, the darkness of the coast, and the luminously black night sky above.  “I don’t see anybo – “

Water cut through the humid air, sailing completely over the dock, and I scrambled to a crouch behind one of the water barrels.  The Twenty Five Hundred was in reach, and I ignored the slung Vanquisher to pick it up.  It felt more like a sniper rifle than anything I’d held today.

It was also like hefting a sniper rifle around.  Damn thing was longer than the barrels were tall.  Gave away my position.  I leaned out from behind the barrel, aiming towards where the water had come from.  About twenty feet away two guys worked on tying the boat to the bollards lining the edge of the dock.  I depressed the heavy trigger, and the massive output jolted me slightly.  A thick stream of water slammed through the air and into one’s chest, completely soaking his shirt.

Had to be like getting hit with a firehose.

I shifted aim, but the second opponent had dropped to the bottom of their boat.  After waiting a second, I proned out, using the ground to support the heavy rifle.  The rough boards of the dock were inches from my ear, and between them I could hear the waves lapping peacefully at the supports.  Overriding that though was the sound of my heart pounding blood through my circulatory system, a constant thunder.

A glance back showed Keith standing at the edge of the dock, camera raised, lining up a picture of me.  “He’s going for the shore!” Keith announced, then snapped the photo as I looked up, surprised.

I had no reason to disbelieve him.

I stood as the last remaining enemy from the boat jumped for the crumbled concrete retaining wall.  He nailed the jump, scrambled to solid ground, and I snapped a long beam off his chest.  It exploded into mist that wafted brightly through the acidic halogen spotlights.

He approached, hands up.  “Mind if I use the dock instead of jumping again?”

I nodded.  “I’m not too much of a jerk.”

Keith said “Six more incoming” as those two rowed away.

I jerked my head around.  “Six more players?”

“Boats.”  He looked almost gleeful.  Emotionless, yet gleeful.  Whereas I see the value of using emotion, this guy just didn’t have any.

I strained to see into the darkness.  Outside of the spotlights, nothing was really visible.  “How can you tell?”

Keith held up the camera.  “IR lens.  Couldn’t shoot at night without it.”

“Ah.”  I grabbed both of the Super Soakers and moved out to crouch next to the phone booth, tried to formulate some sort of battle plan.  With luck, everyone would be too busy attacking each other to worry about attacking me.  Not likely, but I could count on at least a few taking out each other.  They were all at war, not just at war with me.

The first boat pulled alongside the front of the dock, three occupants total, two rowing, one gunner.  I simply stood and set myself in a wide shooting stance, played the Twenty Five Hundred over the boat until I was sure no one onboard was dry.

As they rowed away, I could hear sounds of shooting beyond the spread of light, and someone shouted “We’re out already, dammit!”

I reamed the tracked pump back and forth as fast as I could.  At least one more boat coming.  I moved to post up at the back of the phonebooth, and waited.  Swishing sounds came to me, the noise of oars in the water.  Then a shout of “There they are, don’t let them get there first!”

Shooting, shouting, swearing, at least one loud splash.  I rotated around the right corner, and shot, nozzle dancing up and over, lingering just long enough to confirm the “kill” then jumping to the next person.  Three in a rowboat along the front edge of the pier, and I tapped each one in less than three seconds.  Two were aiming back into the bay, only one even half concerned with what was going on here on the pier.

Back behind the cover of the phonebooth – seriously, had the uSoak people imported and transported a Doctor Who prop to the middle of Lake Michigan? – I pumped furiously, feeling that the large red tank was running dry.

Turning around the left corner, I moved back from the edge – best way to keep from getting shot, move back from your cover – and started pulsing the trigger, angling the ancient soaker up to forty five degrees to get the maximum range.  Try and land in a rainstorm now!

I could see them drifting at the edge of the light, well beyond the range of any of my guns.  Dropping to one knee, I let up on the rain.  C’mon guys, think I’m out…

The paddling started up again, and the little boat moved closer.  And closer.  And…squeeze on the trigger…

I felt pretty proud of the shot.  Antique watergun, no sights, aiming into the dark.  It took the guy sitting into the bow of the boat squarely in the back, and the stream dropped off, adding clean water to the bay.

That was not good.  My only sniper rifle was empty.

I dropped it on the dock and quickly moved over to the pug-nosed Twelve Thousand.  Sure looked smaller than a Twenty Five Hundred

Water reached for me, and I scrabbled from behind the gun rack to cover behind the right side of the telephone box.  The long streamers of liquid dropped to the deck, splashing into wet trails.  A peek around the corner earned me and eye full of mist, and I stepped around the other side, aiming for the edge of the dock.

I’d thought the previous gun had recoil – a surprising amount for just shooting water.  This doubled the recoil, minimum.  It wasn’t “Grandpa’s Deer Rifle jumping out of your arms” recoil, but it let you know it wasn’t your average watergun.  The stream hissed out, thick and angry, and I tucked the purple tank into my shoulder and angled it up from the planks to slam into the chest of the guy who’d just shot at me.  He sputtered as the backblast blew into his face, and I angled further out, adjusted my stance, and shot his friend in the neck.  That had to sting.  This thing was like a pressure washer.

I kept the heavy Super Soaker trained on the boat until they’d rowed out of range, then turned back to where Keith had been.  He was now crouched in the weeds, and his camera flashed twice as I walked towards him, pumping.

“Three down.  Not bad, if I do say so myself, and I do.”

“Three to go,” he commented, looking left down the length of the island through his IR lens.  “They appear to be working as a team, all attempting a landing along the rocks.”

“I’ll wait ‘em out here.”

I didn’t have to wait long.  With seven minutes left in the hour, they moved in as a staggered team, coming from the west side of the island.  Behind the phonebooth, I took a breath to compose myself and listened to the rustle of their legs through the tall weeds, the creak of plastic imposing itself over the crickets and the lap of water against wood and rock.

I rotated out and kenned the situation in a glance.  They’d ignored Keith completely.  All of them that I could see – four – were strung out linearly coming from the left side of the dock.

I paid a little extra attention to my footwork.  Placing one foot in front of the other while shooting was habit by now, but I made sure I was correctly rolling my feet back to front, getting good steps.  Purple tank tugged into my shoulder, I advanced in a slow sprint.  The first guy saw me as I was across from him behind the gun rack, and I hit the trigger before he could even lift his soaker, an explosion of mist erupting from the number on his Packer jersey. I shifted my footwork left, running straight ahead, and twisted to tap out the next in line, a middle aged woman in a similar jersey.  The middle-aged bald man behind her shot at me and I juked to the left of the stream, shot him from a crouch, and then exploded forward, running forward and shooting – what I assumed was – his son in passing, a wide stripe on his jersey as well.

Outside of the halo of halogen lights, the island was just shadows and shapes, black on black.  I had to guess if two weren’t with the main crowd, they were guarding the boat.  I sprinted along the rock retaining wall, covering the edge of the island in wide steps.  I didn’t have to go very far.  The boat was moored only a few dozen yards from the pier, one shadowy person on the island itself, one in the boat.  Neither were looking my way, and I set myself into a wide firing stance, tapped two quick streams of high-velocity water into the chest of the one on the shore, and then turned fractionally to pound out another storm of water into the boat.  I didn’t even confirm the “kill,” just sprinted back along the rocky beach to the pier.

I passed the four I’d shot walking back to their boat.  I didn’t catch what they were saying, but they were talking, and it was animated.  Apparently they’d had fun.  A family outing.

I wished my family did stuff like this.

I wished I had a family all in one place.

Keith nodded approvingly as I walked onto the dock.  “VERY nicely done.  I can see why people think you’re a force to be reckoned with.”

“Thanks.”

“No seriously.  You’re in the top five of the fighters I’ve seen, and I’ve seen some people who were very good.”

“You want me to kick the ground, say ‘aw shucks?’”

He half-smiled.  “I’d like to offer you a job.”

“Doing what?”

“Being my subject.”

Yeah, here was a creeper.  Suspicions confirmed.  I casually rotated the Twelve Thousand on its sling to hang at my left side, and hooked my thumb in my satchel.  The Sandshark called to my hand as it had before.  “And let me guess, you want me sashay around, maybe tease the camera a little bit before starting the main event?”

Keith snorted.  “Hardly.”

“I had a friend got suckered into a ‘modeling’ gig.  I went with her a few times to see what’s up.  Didn’t end well.  I know what a guy with a camera usually wants.”  I left out the part about how I’d mace’d the photographer after he got surprisingly uncouth.

“Like I said, I’m working for You Soak,” Keith told me.  “I want to follow the star player around, shoot you hard at work in a variety of environments.  You’re damn good, the best we have, and…yes…you’re photogenic.  You’re the sort of thing You Soak advertisers want to see, as well as customers.  I’d just follow you, that’s all.”

“You’ve been following me,” I said pointedly.

“In a more official capacity.”

“And what do I get out of this?”

“Nothing.”

I shrugged the Twelve Thousand off and set it on the deck.  “When you say it like that…”

“I can’t pay you, there’s no advertising contract, but I can be your spotter.  You let me follow you around…like I’m going to try to do anyway…and photograph you, and I’ll give you clues, let you know when trouble’s coming, that sort of thing.”

The phone in the box started ringing.

“You’re great,” Keith said.  “But you’d better be the best ever to last the next, what, eight hours?  You need backup.  Even Jack Bauer had people spotting for him.  Had Edmunds and Walker running with him for a while.”

I smirked at the pop culture reference.  “And let me guess, you’re my Renee Walker?  If you’ll excuse me, I think that call’s for me.”

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8PM – 9PM Part 1

The following takes place between 8pm and 9pm

I jogged to the pier where the boats were moored.  A landing under fire would be difficult, but not impossible.

There was a small white-sided shack at the start of the pier, and I knocked on the door.  The impossibly cramped interior contained a desk, a bored college girl, and enough sailing kitsch to make an old salt wish for the serene depths of Davy Jones’s locker.

The watery grave, not the Monkee.

“Hi,” I said brightly.  I was sticky, tired, and cranky, but brightness starts the conversation off on the right foot.  “I’d like to get a boat.”

“Two hundred dollar deposit, fifty refunded after return,” she replied in a bored tone.

“Two hundred bucks?!”  I choked on the words and fished out my wallet.  Twenty-five in cash and dad’s credit card, which was only for meals.  “I’ve only got twenty-five.  I’m part of that uSoak game, I need a boat.  Help a sister out.”

“And I need a deposit in case you get lost at sea and we have to call someone with a helicopter or an official looking boat to save your ass.”

“Fine.  I’m just gonna take one.”

“Yeah, good luck with that, sister.”  She put a mocking emphasis and finger quotes on the last word and then went back to tapping on her cellphone.

I walked out onto the pier and over to a bollard and checked the mooring.  A chain.  With a padlock.  “Son of a bitch!”  I kicked the bollard in anger, briefly considered trying to kick it off, and realized after the first kick it wasn’t going anywhere.

I had three options.

Quit.  Not acceptable.

Pay.  And risk Dad’s money on this game?  Not likely.

Swim.  Not an option.

Damn it…

I walked back to the shack.  “Can you at least give me a couple of garbage bags?”

She rummaged through the desk and came up with four Heavy-Duty Hefties.  “Why?”
I snatched them out of her hand.  “’cause ‘The Hard Way’ is my middle name,” I growled.

I walked to the end of the pier and sat down, pulled my boots off.  They went into one bag, along with my satchel, vest, and two folded Hefties.  Eyes forward, teeth gritted, I pulled off my shirt, glad I’d dressed modestly this morning instead of my usual – smaller – more warm-weather-appropriate apparel.  From the beach, I heard a guy shout “Hey, look at this!” followed by a couple of wolf whistles.  I extended a bird over my shoulder.  I’m not self-conscious at all, I didn’t have problem doing this, but I’m not into that exhibitionist and voyeur shit.  I twice did a one-legged dance and put both my jeans and shirt into the black plastic bag.  Tying the top, I placed it inside another bag, and tied that one tight as well.

I considered the Pulse Master rifle, and decided – sadly – to leave it on the pier.  I’d have enough trouble dragging the bulky bag through the water, much less a large water gun.  I’d come back and get it next hour.

I took ten deep, quick breaths to oxygenate my blood, and slipped off the pier.  My feet knifed into the water and didn’t hit bottom.  That was good; nothing ends a game like breaking your legs.

The water quality nearly convinced me to quit though.  It was oily and gritty and stank faintly of sewage.  Scummy foam lapped around the posts holding up the pier, and a dead fish floated with a collection of beer cans, caught in a water-level support beam.  I closed my mouth tight and tried not to breathe.

You’re either in or you’re out, Samantha, what’s it gonna be?

I switched the bag from hand to hand every few dozen meters, stroking like mad with the other arm and kicking like a fish.  Eventually though, I had to breathe, and like any time you try to breathe while swimming, I ended up swallowing some of the foul water.  I nearly puked a third of the way to Renard Island.  Seriously, I was gonna need MAJOR antibiotics tomorrow.

I’d ranged the distance at somewhere around a klick, probably a bit less, and two thirds of the way there, I started tiring.  This wouldn’t have been difficult in a pool on a normal day, but I was already tired, and the cold, briny bay was NOT a pool.

I paused for a moment, treading water, relaxing and trying to float.  The world looked different out here.  At water level, the coastline was dark and hulking, with only a few points of light dotting the blackness.  The bay mixed with the nearly black night sky above, creating a snowblind effect.  If it hadn’t been for the hulking even-darker-darkness of Renard ahead, and the halogen spotlights on the dock way to the left, I would’ve been completely lost, like wandering in a shaken snowglobe

C’mon Samantha, you’re more than halfway there…

I righted myself in the water and started stroking my tired arm through the surface.

I wasn’t exhausted when I touched the chopped concrete retaining wall, but I was tired.  I floated in the darkness, waiting and listening.  Sounds of running and shooting carried to me on the warm breeze.  I shivered involuntarily.  The air might be warm, but this water was cold.

No sense in doing this half way.  I bobbed along, hand on the rocks until I reached the back of the island.  It was quite a ways around.  There were halogen spotlights on the back of the island as well, but no dock.  That hadn’t stopped someone from tying a boat up to a rock outcropping.  From the water I surveyed the scene.  Tall, dark grass at the top of the rocks.  Three blue refill barrels under the lights.  Nobody else around.  Anyone else competing this hour was headed for the docks, that’s where the code was.

I pulled myself from the water and shook off.  This was freaking miserable.  I was cold, soaked in scum, my eyes were gritty, I’d swallowed a damn gallon of that terrible tasting bay water, and I was standing nearly naked on a dark island in the middle of Lake Michigan, participating in a water fight.

My mind boggled at the stupidity and my own pathetic-ness.  Then I got a grip on it.

I dunked my head in one of the barrels, swished my hair around, blinked underwater a few times to clear my eyes, cleaned the crap out of my ears.  Then I got in the barrel.  It was big enough to hold me, and I crouched as low as I could under the water and scrubbed at my skin with my fingernails.  I got out, and keeping low and behind a barrel, tore the bags open and got dressed.  Dry clothes over wet skin and underwear is not fun, but it beat the alternative.  I put the extra bags for the return trip in my satchel, checked to make sure its contents – including the Triple Shot – were all in order and slung it.

The next part was not going to be enjoyable.  But I thought it necessary anyway.

I stuck my index and middle fingers as far down my throat as I could, and wiggled them around far longer than was necessary to trip my gag reflex.  I bent double, puking up bay water and a candy bar from earlier, and then drank out of one of the barrels I hadn’t washed in.  Then I did it again, and drank a second time.

My throat burned from vomiting, and the whole experience left me feeling drained.  How do bulimics do it so easily?

I refilled the Triple Shot from the third barrel and vowed to “battlefield pickup” a rifle.

Anyone guarding the pier would necessarily expect threats to come from the front, from the direction of Bay Beach.  The pier was really the only place possible to tie up a boat, and nobody would be stupid enough to try and swim over.  I checked my cellphone’s clock.  My stupidity had taken about twenty minutes.  Thirty five to go.

The island was covered in waist-high grass which rose and fell with the contours of the land.  In sparse patches, small copses of trees waved black-on-black against the sky, the seeds no doubt borne there by the omnipresent seagulls.

I sprinted for the farthest right cluster of trees, keeping low, pistol down.  Hopefully I could take out everyone I needed to very quickly.  You don’t bring a pistol to a fight if you want to fight very long.

The cluster turned out to be bigger than I thought, and I hugged the edge, settling into the border zone between the grasslands and the woods as I ran forward.   I moved by feel and intuition, just barely making out the dark masses of trees in time to avoid them.

Way ahead the spotlights on the dock were lit up like a homing beacon, and beyond that, the lights of the city twinkled faintly.

And here I was, on an island in the bay, walking along the edge of a forest.

The ground was sandy but solid, and the whole area felt and smelled dry.  I was sure it was, given the lack of mosquitoes – the bloodsucking pests need shallow still water to breed, and they sure weren’t getting it in the lake, or on the lack of a beach.

Ahead, the forest broke, twenty five meters of open grassland between it and another cluster of trees.  I sprinted low for them, navigated their perimeter, and nearly stepped into the circle of harsh white wash cast by the spotlights.  About fifteen meters of dense grass ahead was the dock.  I crouched even lower and moved through the grass slowly.

There weren’t mosquitoes, but there were flies, and I was disturbing them.  I knew it wasn’t, but it felt like my skin was crawling with the little bastards.

At the edge of the grass, I surveyed the scene.  A rack of water guns stood in the middle-back of the dock along with five fifty-five gallon blue refill barrels.

Most interestingly of all was a phonebooth, set right in the center, forward of the refill barrels.  An old, red, Doctor Who looking phonebooth-telephonebox-thingie.  No windows.  Weird, but I guessed that’s where the call would come through at ten.

A guy and a girl – both about my age – paced opposite sides of the dock, obviously waiting for company.  They had heavy, powerful-looking water guns in their hands, obviously intended to repel assaults on the dock.

The guy was on the right, the girl on the left.  I waited until they both had their backs to me, and then stalked out onto the pier.  The waves slapped loudly at the concrete block retaining wall, muffling the sounds of my approach.  I shot the guy in the back, keeping the trigger down long enough to give him an undeniable sense of how soaked he really was, and whipped the pistol around to tap out the girl with a scatter of five shots to the chest just as he started to yelp “Hey!  What was – !”

They didn’t say a word to me.  I don’t think there were any to be said.  They just put their water guns back in the rack and got into a rowboat tied up next to the pier.

I kept the pistol trained on them the whole time, and only once they were off the wooden planks did I run up to the rack of guns to grab something more rifle-like.

There were half a dozen each of blue Vanquishers and Vindicators by some company called Water Warriors on the left side of the rack.  I slung a full Vanquisher, simply because I liked the trigger being in the middle of the cannon-shape.  It gave me a chance to pull the tank back into my shoulder like a stock.  Not that there were anything approximating sights on the tubular little bullpup, but it’d be a little more accurate to try and aim with it stabilized in three places.

The right side of the rack had a big painted sign in place of three guns.  “Antiques!  Rare!  Renard Island use ONLY!  Do not remove!”

The guns on this side were all of a type – aggressive.  Some were short and squat, others long and lean, all Super Soaker brand, all looking for someone to soak.

One of the shorter ones bore duct-tape label of “CPS Twelve Kay.”  I could tell from the frame that it had been cut apart and put back together.  Interesting.  A skinny, mostly cylindrical model bore the legend “CPS Twenty Five Hundred.”  That might be its designation, but I thought it would be more descriptively described “The Bill Clinton.” Alongside that was a thick, heavy rounded “CPS Twenty Seven Hundred” that, due to the weight, could generously be described as a water warrior’s Squad Automatic Weapon.  I ignored that one.  Strong though I am, I’d probably break my back trying to heft it around.  A double barreled model I recognized from earlier in the day was entitled “The Monster Exx Ell.”

I was sticking with the Vanquisher, but pulled the Twelve Kay and the Bill Clinton off the rack, leaning them up against the barrels.

Warning bells went off in my head, all of an instant.  Something evil this way comes – the sixth sense of a prey animal gaining indefinable awareness of a predator nearby.

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- Samantha

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7PM – 8PM Part 2

I absorbed the ten-foot fall with bent legs, and the son was so surprised to see someone jump off the tower that, even slightly shocked by the drop, I still had a second’s head start on shooting him.  Three shots – one a miss, one a hit to the arm, one to the stomach – and I was off and running.  I sprinted through the tall grass, veered onto the path after thirty yards or so, and kept up the high rate of speed to the parking lot.  I allowed myself a breather to refill at the blue barrels, swatted half a dozen mosquitoes, and retreated to the safety of my car after realizing I had other places to be and couldn’t kill them all.

There was a row of “Reserved for uSoak contestants” parking spaces in the Bay Beach Amusement Park lot.  I took one at the far end.  The rest of the row of thirty was half full.  Oh joy.  And that didn’t even take into account multiple passengers in those cars, or the contestants who didn’t park in this row.  On second thought…I pulled out, found a different space not quite so conspicuous, and parked there.

Opsec, learn it, live it, love it.

I rotated the Pulse Master so it hung under the satchel on my right side and I wandered with an affected aimlessness through the rivers of people shuffling along the baking pavement.  The air was full of voices, the sounds of machinery, circus music, and the smell of food.  The cliché about being alone in a crowd never seemed so apt.  I enjoyed it.

The Tilt-A-Whirl was a red and yellow ride on a platform taller than me, hollow metal eggs containing seats that spun as they rotated around the platform.  Why people paid money to get nauseated would never make sense to me.  I elbowed way up to attendant standing in front of line.  He looked me up and down and said “Back of the line.”

I patted my satchel and lifted the front to show him what was slung beneath.  He smirked and said “Helicopters.  Have a nice day.”  I glanced around saw metal helicopters on spokes rising and falling as they spun slowly around a central post a few dozen yards away.

Water fell to the ground as I stepped out of the crowd, and I pulled the Triple Shot from my bag, whirling on my heel to aim back into the sea of people.  Someone had a blue water gun pointed in my vague direction, and they seemed shocked to see my pistol coming towards them.  They took too long to switch aims, and I snapped a long burst of water off their sternum, then whipped my arm around to see someone with an absolutely monstrously large double-barreled water gun on a sling moving towards the crowd.  I side-stepped as waves of water drenched the people behind me, and the cannon was so large he took too long to swing it in my direction.  Press, press, press, and that fight was over, an inverted triangle on his shirt, the points formed by plate-sized soaked patches expanding as they wicked their way through the fabric.

I sprinted for the helicopter ride, didn’t bother standing in line, and got another “clue” from the operator.  “Slides.”

I had a feeling he wasn’t talking about the playground equipment.  That’d just be too easy, and not out-of-the-ordinary at all.

A set of fifty foot high – if not taller – blue slides stood near the lake’s edge.  Even this far back, I could see them.  A staircase was mounted along the side, and the “riders” slid down the sun-baked incline on gunnysacks.  I stalked towards the equipment, planning my possible assault.  It wouldn’t be easy, not with the narrow staircase as my only way up or down.

Well, not the only way DOWN.

The landing zone at the bottom of the slides was concrete, polished smooth by thousands of customers, fenced in with chain link so no one went sailing off into the wild blue yonder.

Hair went up on the back of my neck as I approached the line.  The stream of people wound all the way down the steps, and well down the concrete path.  I nonchalantly scratched my back with my thumb and turned to eye the line like I was just another impatient customer.

Two guys and a girl – all about my age – were moving up through the line slowly, keeping an eye on me.

Busted.

I bolted forward, pushing through the crowd to a chorus of surprised exclamations, and pressed myself along the chain link wall as I sprinted up the staircase.  I was glad I’d picked small guns – the people behind me had a couple of behemoths that were hard to carry and hard to maneuver.

I ignored the angry complaints as I moved up the line, taking the steps two at a time.  At the top I simply said “You-Soak?”

The operator rolled his eyes.  “You couldn’t have waited in line like everyone else?”

“Yeah,” the person behind me said.  “Nice manners.  What’s your problem?”
“No, I couldn’t wait,” I told him.  “Code, clue, whatever?”

“Pavilion number one, east side.”

“Where’s that?”  I looked back down the line.  The three chasing me were coming closer, more hesitant than I to simply force their way up the line.

The attendant extended an arm, pointing to a green and white building on the far side of the park

“Thanks,” I said, and grabbed a piece of burlap.

“Hey, no free – “

By that time I was a quarter of the way down the slide, having dove down the first lane on my stomach.  The whole journey took a scant handful of seconds.  I had ample time to consider why it was everyone I’d watched had slid down in a sitting position instead of a dive.

It was a good thing I’d worn a long-sleeved shirt today.  As it was the bumping, skidding stop merely hurt like hell and bruised my forearms instead of shredding them.  I staggered to my feet and sprinted out of the enclosure, juking around a young mother and hurdling her toddler.

More shouted complaints, and I sprinted across the wide grass fairway, ignoring all behind me.  The three people who’d been stalking me were stuck in the crowd, and nobody who had a complaint against me had a good enough description to call security.  Home free.

To my left was a small concrete war memorial, and beyond that more concrete paths, dropping down to a wide beach.  People played catch on the sands, sat around fire pits, and a stereo played a recent rap hit.  Ahead, a dock jutted from the mainland, over the beach, far out into the water, small paddle boats moored to it, the kind you pedal with your feet.  Good idea for touring, most people wouldn’t make it very far.  Glancing ahead and back, I saw similar docks spaced every fifty yards or so along the water’s edge.  This one was the only one with boats, the rest were probably for fishing.  As I watched, one of boats was unlocked from the dock, and two people got in.  The attendant passed them paddles and they started rowing out into the bay.  Guess I know what I’m doing tomorrow.

After I win this thing.

My lungs were heaving as I neared the pavilion.  I dodged around playground equipment, and slowed as I neared it.  White brick building, green shingle roof, two open air covered areas, one on both sides, housed picnic tables and benches.  The front of the building had three doors “Men,” “Women,” and “Equipment.”

Pulse Master up, swept through the covered picnic area on the right, weaving between the metal tables.  If there was anyone around here, they could probably hear me breathing.  From, like, thirty feet away.

There was someone around here, and he strafed out from the corner of the main building.  He wasn’t shooting right away and that was his mistake.

He gave me time.

Surrounded by picnic tables in the closing darkness of dusk, there weren’t a lot of moves for me to make.  All avenues were channeled, no chance for a free run.  All except for one direction: Up.

I jumped forward, boots clanging on a metal tabletop, and he was so startled at my running towards him he looked up for just a second before bringing his soaker to bear on me.  I snapped a long burst off his collarbone, and jumped off the table, out from under the pavilion, onto the grass behind the building.  Water lanced past, and I twisted my forward run into a sideways strafe, and emptied the rest of the pressure chamber into a sweeping stream against the back of the building, catching two more shooters.

The pump on the Pulse Master squeaked as I walked towards the back of the building.  Someone had chalked a telephone number onto the white brick.  I memorized it, let the gun fall on its sling, and ducked into the women’s restroom at the front of the building.

There was a faint but harsh caged light set in the ceiling, and there was toilet paper all over.  The walls were covered in graffiti.  Women’s restrooms are ALWAYS in worse states than Mens’.  Always.  I gingerly moved the heavy, overflowing trash can in front of the door, and tried the overhead fan.  Nothing.  Figures.

I leaned against what looked like a slightly less dirty spot on the protruding porcelain sink and punched the number into my phone, listened to my heart pound in my ears, drowning out the sound of the ringing.  My clothing stuck to me with sweat, and I felt a lethargy creeping up due to the exertion and the still air.

The voice on the other end said “Occupy and defend Renard Island.  The next telephone number is on the dock, and will activate at nine.”

Renard Island?

The GPS map on my phone showed a pushpin stuck in a kidney-shaped island just off the coast, a few dozen yards from this shore.

I pushed the bathroom door open and peeked out.  Nobody.

It appeared that I had been granted a few moments rest.

I walked across the green to the edge of the rocks leading down to the beach.  People were still sitting around fires, drinking, talking, someone even had a guitar at one of the little gatherings.

I fished a cylinder out of my bag and held it up to my eye.  The Vortex Optics Solo range-finder was blurry at first, but I dialed it in on the island.  The range-finder said the island was several hundred meters away.  A rocky, near vertical “beach” surrounded a wide, grassy mainland.  Trees grew in stands along its ridge, and off on the left side, I spied a wooden dock with halogen spotlights.  It glowed like a beacon in the near-dark.  Already there were several boats tied at the wooden moor.

Oh yeah, this was going to be lots of fun.

Not.

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